Saw this in a parenting magazine and thought it was funny. I just filled in our names for fun.
Thankfully it's a complete exaggeration, but seems so true at times...
It's a baby!
(and a mom!)
Born: Kaiya Grace Hyser
Gave Birth: Rachel Lucinda Hyser
Date: March 12, 2006
Weight: Baby's: 5 lbs, 6 ounces. Mom's: Let's see: She's eating 500 extra calories a day for breastfeeding, plus half a pound of chocolate to stay awake, plus all the lasagna her friends can cook. You do the math...
Eyes: Baby's: Blue Mom's: Bloodshot
Hair: Baby's: Brown Mom's: Unwashed since last Tuesday and falling out by the handful.
Length: Practically forever -- at least 26 hours of labor, plus 3 hours of pushing. And that's not counting those eight visits to the hospital the week before, when Rachel thought she was in labor but it was really Braxton-Hicks; or the half hour after the baby came out, when her OB
kept doing things down there that are best not thought about...
Oh, and the baby was 18 3/4 inches.
Sex: Never again.