Dear Kaiya,

Mama really doesn't like it when you take her car keys and poke holes in the avocados I am buying at the grocery store. With the lovely food prices, I just can't afford your creative genius. In another life, the key/avocado sculpture you presented to me would have been beautiful. :) I hope you enjoy your avocado dinner tonight. :) Cause those babies aren't gonna live to see tomorrow and I could not in good conscience bury them underneath the avocado stand.

Love,
Mama