Leaky Diapers

Friday was a fantastic day.  And a day full of leaky diapers and little people waste all over me.  Kadence needs potty trained.  Like yesterday.  And I don't know what I have been thinking.  Maybe that Kaiya and Kaleb would just decide to take matters into their own hands and potty train their little sister?  Well, folks... that hasn't happened.  Apparently it is still up to me. Blast.

I've decided to be all relaxed lazy this time.  No need to rush her.  It will just happen when she is ready.  Hmm... today something in the universe was telling me to start potty training as soon as possible.  Because I was peed and pooped on multiple times today.

This is cute little miss all dressed and ready for the day.  Notice sweater, dress and tights.

She decided to go on the potty today at the office.  Yeah... that shot out all over my shoes and the bathroom floor.

Then we're sitting in the 3D Theater at Discovery Place and with about 3 minutes left, I start to smell something a little funky.  As we exit and I am carrying her... the stench is worse and I'm feeling a little dampness.  Here she is again... notice what's missing.  The sweater and tights.  The poo was everywhere.  On my jeans. My hands. Her tights and sweater.  I needed a hazard suit to change this diaper.  I wanted to put paper bags over all our heads while we changed her in the bathroom.  That way we wouldn't be recognized as we continued touring the museum the rest of the afternoon.

Right now Discovery Place has an exhibit called Grossology.  We could have been part of the exhibit today.  Seriously.  I was smelling that mess for a good 20 minutes after exiting the bathroom.

After our really long, full day I took the kids out to dinner.  Went to get Kadence out of her car seat and the entire half side of her dress is wet.  Lean down and take a sniff.  Yep.  It couldn't just be water.  It had to be that...  Somehow, with her diaper fully on, she managed to pee all over half of herself.  How does this even happen?  So this is how she ended the day dressed:  No pants. Wearing her brother's sweatshirt.

And next week... we'll start potty training.  Maybe.