Toilet Saga

Kaiya's mostly potty-trained and it has made for some pretty funny episodes around here. The other day she insisted that she would go potty by herself. She normally is fine with this, so I told her it was fine. She yells, "No worries!" (she likes to interject Lion King quotes whenever possible) and runs off to the bathroom. I got distracted and at least 5 minutes had passed. I called out to her and asked her if she was doing okay. She started freaking out, saying that she was sorry she had an accident. Then she yells, "No get no spanking." (We spank her only when she is being too stubborn to stop playing and go to the bathroom and has an accident.) So I jump up and head to the bathroom and open the door. When I opened the door, this is what I found:
I said, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making meatballs." And she shows me the soap dish filled with wads of toilet paper. Eight little meatballs. I ask her where she had her accident at and she looks at me and says, "I cleaned it up. No mess, no get no spankin. I already clean my mess." Sure enough, she's wiped up the floor completely with her pants. I pick up the soggy pants and take them to the laundry room. As I leave the laundry room I hear a a slap sound. She comes running around the corner and says, "No get no spaking mama. I already spanked myself." I just had to laugh. Quite self-sufficient, isn't she?

And the meatballs... I have no idea. But we've had a little talk about not wasting toilet paper. Or rather... paper toilet as she refers to it.